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iPhone vs Droid

OH, YOU HAVE A DROID? YOU MUST BE A PUSSY.  Condescending Wonka

So you think a dance instructor / flying yogic instructor is a science expert?

 I HAVE SOME EXCELLENT INVESTMENTS I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU. Condescending Wonka

TJ ALLEN

OH, YOU REVISED TJ ALLEN'S MATERIAL? NEVER MIND, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME  Condescending Wonka

Chalu Rakho

CHALU  RAKHO Condescending Wonka

Work Jerks

OH, YOU'RE LEARNING  HOW TO MAKE JOKES? THATS SO GREAT FOR YOU! Condescending Wonka

For all those new Seahawks fans

SO..TELL ME.... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A SEAHAWKS FAN? Condescending Wonka

Emelie the typ of person to

EMELIE THE TYP OF PERSON TO LAUGH BEFORE THE JOKE Condescending Wonka

song

COME UP WITH A BETTER SONG               I DARE YOU                    Condescending Wonka

Super Bowl Pick

YOU PREDICTED THE BRONCOS AND SEAHAWKS IN THE SUPER BOWL?  AREN'T YOU A GENIUS. Condescending Wonka

Mentiras Edel

 AY EDEL,TE PUSISTES A DECIR PURAS MAMADAS Condescending Wonka