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Prize mayhem

SO YOU LIKE MY PRIZE ? WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN IT? Condescending Wonka

polar vortex wonka

 OH, A POLAR VORTEX      IN ALASKA, IT'S CALLED

Her Frac Pride

 TELL ME AGAIN OF HOW YOU HEARD OF HER FRAC PRIDE Condescending Wonka

Um, it's winter.

THIS COLD SNAP DISPROVES GLOBAL WARMING? TELL ME ABOUT ALL YOUR RESEARCH IN CLIMATOLOGY Condescending Wonka

I always hashtag everything.

I HASHTAG EVERYTHING AMY, DANIELLE AND KELLY TOTALLY TROLL ME ON THIS. #THEBAILOTLOOK Condescending Wonka

so u pregnant jkkn

 JOVANI                 FUCK U Condescending Wonka

Florida winter cry babies

SO YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA? TELL ME ABOUT HOW COLD WINTER IS. Condescending Wonka

Remeber tf when

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR ME? YEAH, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT SHIT EITHER!               Condescending Wonka

You saw it

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS FB CONVERSATION Condescending Wonka

boss is a dick

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO GIVE YOUR EMPLOYEES A RAISE? SURE, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THE NEW PARTS YOU GOT FOR YOUR NEW TRUCK Condescending Wonka