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fuck math

OH PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW FINDING THE VALUE OF X WILL HELP ME GET A JOB Condescending Wonka

cough ADFGB

COVER YOUR MOUH WHEN YOU COUGH YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK AS IT IS Condescending Wonka

all day

 ALL DAY WATCHING TV BUT YOU HAVE NO TIME TO LOOK FOR WORK Condescending Wonka

Find My Grandparents

NOW PLEASE TELL ME ONE MORE TIME HOW I'LL NEVER SEE YOUR KIDS  Condescending Wonka

magical shots

OH SO TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THESE MAGICAL FLU SHOTS  I'M SURE INJECTING YOURSELF WITH LIVE VIRUSES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OUTBREAK.  Condescending Wonka

But there's scientific research!

OH U CHECKED THE TEMPERATURE? TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING Condescending Wonka

magical shots

OH SO TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THESE MAGICAL SHOTS.  I'M SURE INJECTING YOURSELF WITH LIVE VIRUSES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OUT BREAK OF FLU CASES WHERE THEY TRICK YOU INTO IMMUNIZATION.  Condescending Wonka

Wal-Mart sucks

OH SO YOU THINK WAL-MART IS EVIL? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EMPLOYED 2 MILLION PEOPLE? Condescending Wonka

No school today

OH YSLETA, YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY? SIDS DOESN'T ;) Condescending Wonka

Work Social Media

OH YOU USE YAMMER AT WORK? TELL ME AGAIN HOW PRODUCTIVE YOU ARE! Condescending Wonka