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No. No they don't.

 SO YOU THINK TICKLRS CARE YOU ARE IN THE FRIENDZONE? Condescending Wonka

OH SO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

OH, SO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? PLEASE, POST 100 PICTURES OF YOU MAKING OUT. Condescending Wonka

For the love of FB, people;-)

 OHHH, YOU MEAN IT SNOWS IN WINTER?  IN MICHIGAN?! I'M FLUMMOXED!! Condescending Wonka

Teachers are so Condescending

OH YOU HATE STUDYING FOR TESTS.. YOU GIVE TESTS FOR A LIVING NO? Condescending Wonka

So your saying Dallas and Philadelphia suck?

SO YOU THINK DALLAS AND PHILADELPHIA SUCK? WHAT ABOUT THE GIANTS! Condescending Wonka

last one up at parties

OH, YOU'RE ALWAYS THE LAST ONE UP AT PARTIES TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW COOL YOU ARE Condescending Wonka

WONKA TRUE

MY FUDGEPACKERS COULD BEAT THOSE FUDGEPACKERS Condescending Wonka

Contradicting "Christians"

I HATE GOD FOR NOT LIKING YOUR POST? BUT YOU LIKE TO WATCH THE PERCY JACKSON MOVIES? Condescending Wonka

wake up

YOUR LIFE CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS YOU PRETEND IT IS ON FACEBOOK IF YOU DON'T WATCH HOCKEY Condescending Wonka

Hello kiddies

HELLO KIDDIES Condescending Wonka