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Selective Service

YOU THINK IT'S TERRIBLE TO BE A WOMAN? YOU MUST ENJOY YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION. NOT. Condescending Wonka

Bend, OR

SO YOU LIVE IN JUST WONDERFUL BEND, OR! TELL ME HOW FAR IT IS FROM ANY BIG CITY! Condescending Wonka

Portrait Mode

YOU TAKE IMAGES IN PORTRAIT MODE? TELL ME ABOUT HOW IT TAKES UP ONLY 1/5TH OF THE SCREEN! Condescending Wonka

House of Representatives - 2013

SO YOU DON'T LIKE PROGRESS UNDER OBAMA? IS OBAMA SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY CONTROL THE HOUSE? Condescending Wonka

Political Correctness

YOU LOVE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS?  PULL OUT YOUR POCKET CONSTITUTION AGAIN, WILL YOU? Condescending Wonka

Adventurous Eater

SO ADVENTUROUS TRYING BISON? YOU DO REALIZE THAT KIDS ALL OVER THE WORLD EAT INSECTS? Condescending Wonka

Taco Bell

YOU BUY TACO BELL? YOU DO REALIZE THAT IT HAS THE WASTE PRODUCTS OF ANIMALS? Condescending Wonka

Willy Prep

......TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU DON'T PREP YOUR TIRES Condescending Wonka

Astra pisstake

SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR 115BHP ASHTRAY HAVING 170BHP Condescending Wonka

hhahaha lol

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