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29th Birthday…again

OH, IT'S YOUR 29TH BIRTHDAY AGAIN? TELL ME HOW MUCH WINE YOU HAVE TO DRINK TO BELIEVE THAT? Condescending Wonka

Willy williams!

SO TELL ME........ WHO IS DRAKE FROM YOUR

spark plugs

SO YOU CHANGED THE SPARK PLUGS IN YOR DIESEL ? TELL ME HOW YOU GREW WINGS OVER NIGHT  Condescending Wonka

Graeme Swann

OHH, YOU'RE RETIRING MID SERIES??? TELL ME MORE HOW YOU DOG DA BOYZ Condescending Wonka

You know everything?

OH, YOU HAVE INTERNET ACCESS? YOU MUST KNOW EVERYTHING. Condescending Wonka

My Airman

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A SEXY ABU WEARING, PANTY DROPPING, HOT PIECE OF ASS U.S. AIRMAN.  NOW TELL ME AGAIN WHAT IS IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOES? Condescending Wonka

FB Relationship

RELATIONSHIP HUH?  YOU DON'T SAY.  Condescending Wonka

Expert BS

OH YOU READ A BOOK ABOUT A TOPIC WE ARE DISCUSSING? WHEN DID HARVARD SEND YOU AN HONORARY PHD?  Condescending Wonka

Hello Yuki

YUKI IS COOL Condescending Wonka

LS Originality

SO YOU PUT AN LS IN YOUR (INSERT CAR HERE)? YOU MUST BE VERY ORIGINAL. Condescending Wonka