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FUN AT PARRTIES

 YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES Condescending Wonka

FUN AT PARTIES

 PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE IN PARTIES Condescending Wonka

Crossfit humor

SO YOU STARTED CROSSFIT TWO HOURS AGO? TELL ME HOW DOES IT FEEL TO INSTANTLY BECOME AN

RAG Ball

OH, WILLY IS COMING? IT CLEARLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAG BALL... Condescending Wonka

Willy's Coming

OH WILLY'S COMING? HOW FASCINATING AND NOT AT ALL INNUENDO BASED THAT IS... Condescending Wonka

Pinterest Thugs

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BMW is cheap luxury

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Wanka hate it went people use the word literally wrong.

REALLY, YOU'RE

College finals

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Condescending DBA

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