Condescending Wonka

Oh my god why

CONFUSED WHEN YOU SWITCH BETWEEN TWITTER HANDLES? MUST BE SCHIZOPHRENIA. Condescending Wonka

Band memes

OH SO YOUR IN BAND ..... THAT MUST BE WHAT MAKES YOU SO COOL Condescending Wonka

Band memes

OH SO YOUR IN BAND ..... THAT MUST BE WHAT MAKES YOU SO COOL Condescending Wonka

for profit colleges

OH...YOU WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY TECHNICAL INSTITUTE? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HIGH PAYING JOB  Condescending Wonka

chocolate factory

SO YOU'RE THE GIRL WHO MARRIED MARTIN? HE IS THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. Condescending Wonka

Sophie :D

SO YOU DIDN'T REALLY READ PROUST Condescending Wonka

Encouraging Wonka

I KNOW CASE PRESENTATIONS BITE THE BIG ONE BUT TRY TO HANG IN THERE, IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON. Condescending Wonka

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OH, SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?  TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU'RE NOT HER FACEBOOK FRIEND?  Condescending Wonka

Condescending Fajardo

OH SO YOU HAVE THREE JOBS? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE... Condescending Wonka

POWER STROKE!

SO YOU DRIVE A POWER STROKE HOW MANY ENGINE DESIGNS HAVE THEY MADE AND STILL FAIL? Condescending Wonka