Condescending Wonka

hollywood stars

SO YOU LIKE PICTURES OF HOLLYWOOD STARS? YOU MUST HAVE A REAL CHANCE OF DATING ONE. Condescending Wonka

to self-pitying loner

YOU HATE YOUR LIFE? FOR HOW LONG THIS TIME? Condescending Wonka

Hypocrite dad

SO, FILL UP YOUR GLASS AND TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU'RE THE MORAL AUTHORITY ON ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION Condescending Wonka

Let me tell you about the girl who transfered from UW to WSU

SHE RAISED THE AVERAGE IQ AT BOTH SCHOOLS!  Condescending Wonka

ya rsrsrsrs

RSRSRSRSRSRS YA Condescending Wonka

did u kno

       DID U KNO DAT             YO CHUPID Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to wu tang?

OH YOU LISTEN TO WU TANG? NAME ME SOMEONE ELSE THAN ODB AND METHOD Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to wutang.

OH YOU LISTEN TO WUTANG? NAME ME SOMEBODY ELSE THAN ODB AND METHODMAN Condescending Wonka

floRIDA weather

IT'S 69 DEGREES IN FLORIDA? YOU MUST BE FREEZING. Condescending Wonka

why is everyone in love with twilight?

WHY IS EVERYONE IN LOVE WITH TWILIGHT WHEN WE ALL KNOW BUFFY COULD HAVE DEFINIATLY TAKEN DOWN EDWARD Condescending Wonka