Confession Bear

I thought I would be happier, but I'm as depressed as ever

AFTER SEVERAL LONG YEARS I FINALLY LEFT A VERY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP I CONSTANTLY MISS IT, BECAUSE AT LEAST WHEN I WAS BEING ABUSED I WASN'T ALONE Confession Bear

when bears want to go :)

WHY THAY  DIDNT TAKE ME Confession Bear

ZELDA FACT

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED ZELDA Confession Bear

awwww dont be sad

AWWWW DONT BE SAD, I CHOSE YOU.... BUT YOU CHOSE YOURSELF..... Confession Bear

zoo over gym

I CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE GYM I'D RATHER GO TO THE ZOO Confession Bear

48 HATE

IF JOHNSON IS THE ONLY FAVORITE DRIVER YOU'VE EVER HAD I AUTOMATICALLY RESPECT YOUR OPINION ON THE SPORT LESS Confession Bear

48 HATE

IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THE 48 CAR I AUTOMATICALLY THINK YOU'RE A LAZY FAN Confession Bear

SLEEPING BEAUTY

DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ALL CALL ME

Well its true

SOMETIMES I LIGHT BACON ON FIRE... OTHER TIMES, ITS A BONFIRE. Confession Bear

Bad day

I HAD A GIANT KIDNEY STONE REMOVED AND IT WILL BE -14° TONIGHT Confession Bear