Confession Bear

48 alert

I HOPE EVERYONE IN THE FIELD GETS STUCK ON A 48 SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO ON ALERT TOMORROW Confession Bear

Art Briles' Face

WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT PAYING RECRUITS Confession Bear

Art Briles' Face

WHEN THE NCAA  DISCOVERS HIS SLUSH FUND Confession Bear

Hot, steamy, oc

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE MEMES PROPERLY AND, AT THIS POINT, I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK Confession Bear

My Face

MY FACE WHEN I DON'T GET POINTS FOR AN OFFER Confession Bear

I feel bad for their boyfriends, mostly

I MADE THE SAME AGREEMENT WITH 2 EXES THAT WE'D KEEP HAVING SEX SECRETLY EVEN IF SOMEONE GETS IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP BOTH HAVE CHEATED WITH ME BUT NOW I'M THE ONE WITH AN SO AND I'LL NEVER CHEAT Confession Bear

In the car, when I was 5 years old.

WHEN THERE WAS NO TISSUES I WOULD THROW MY BOOGERS OUT THE WINDOW Confession Bear

That would pretty much ruin my life.

EVERY TIME I FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE I COMFORT MYSELF WITH THE FACT THAT I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. Confession Bear

Craigslist Confession

IF YOU REPLY TO MY CRAIGSLIST AD WITH POOR GRAMMER I WILL SKIP TO THE NEXT INTERESTED PERSON Confession Bear

fuck you

I ACTUALLY LIKED THE SERIES ENDING TO NGE  BETTER THAN THE MOVIE ENDING Confession Bear