Confession Bear

RA :(

SOLO UN 1 RA AYER  QUE TRISTE Confession Bear

As a teenager with a high level of existential anxiety.

I SECRETLY WISH EBOLA WIPES OUT THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. I HATE PEOPLE AND THINK HUMANS WILL ONLY DO WORSE FOR THIS UNIVERSE. I'D RATHER LET PEOPLE DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES THAN LET US HAVE MASSACRES EVERYDAY AND KILL PEOPLE. MY FAITH IN HUMANITY LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST. Confession Bear

Marketing minefield

WHAT DO YOU MEAN  MARKETING IS AN ONGOING JOB? Confession Bear

tell me why

 I HAVEN'T TAKEN MAP WORKS Confession Bear

no thank you

I JUST RUB MY HANDS TOGETHER AND SHAKE THEM TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I WASHED MY HANDS Confession Bear

Grown Man Meets Disney Channel

I ACTUALLY THINK

Tobacco vs. Ebola

YOU ARE 443,000 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE BECAUSE OF TOBACCO THAN EBOLA CAN WE PLEASE STOP POLITICIZING EBOLA AND FOCUS ON A REAL PROBLEM? Confession Bear

Pie Thrower

I WAS OFFERED ONE DOLLAR TO SMACK THE PIE FROM YOUR HAND ONTO THE FLOOR Confession Bear

Life is Pain((((

WHY MY COFFEE IS NOT HOT ENOUGH? Confession Bear

why my coffee is not hot enough?

  Confession Bear