Confession Bear

Moo Lamby

I THOUGHT A BABY COW WAS A LAMB AND THAT WHEN LAMBS GREW UP THEY BECAME COWS. LAMBS BECOME SHEEP... I'M 22 AND EMBARRASSED Confession Bear

is this normal??

SOMETIMES I PULL DOWN MY PANTS AND UNDERWEAR,SPREAD MY ASSHOLE,AIM IT AT MY CAT'S NOSE  AND FART Confession Bear

is this normal??

D D Confession Bear

IM sorry

IM SORRY I GOT THINGS OUT OF HAND Confession Bear

Inside my cynical, awkward exterior

I CONSTANTLY BATTLE THE THOUGHT OF

Dude...Dude Dude

DUDE...DUDE YOU'RE TALKING TO A LEGEND Confession Bear

GF is visiting her parents

DESPERATELY, I NEED A WOMAN ALREADY ..TO IRON MY SHIRTS Confession Bear

I have no idea why

WHENEVER SOMEONE SENDS ME A SCREENSHOT FROM THEIR PHONE I ALWAYS CHECK HOW MUCH BATTERY THEY HAVE  Confession Bear

job found

FOUND AVAILABLE JOB IN OSLO IS STILL IN FUCKING ATHENS Confession Bear

I haven't had sex in 6 months...

,B,G LHLG Confession Bear