Confession Bear

Things I say

REALLY SERIOUSLY!!!! Confession Bear

I usually win

EVERYDAY AT WORK I RACE THE AUTO-CLOSING DOOR OF THE BATHROOM, TO SEE IF I CAN GET MY PANTS DOWN, BUTT ON THE TOILET AND START PEEING BEFORE IT SHUTS. Confession Bear

Apologies bear

SORRY HANNAH, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THE SANDWICHES Confession Bear

when someone tells a boring story

LOOK HOW   MANY FUCKS I GIVES  Confession Bear

My friends

Y'ALL SEND ALL THOSE AUDIO MESSAGES  BUT I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ONE OF THEM YET Confession Bear

fat boy

I SORRY FUH U WILLE  Confession Bear

I CAN'T ......

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I want the News coverage to be epic

WHEN I GO ON A KILLING SPREE IN A VIDEO GAME I ALWAYS LET A FEW PEOPLE IN THE AREA LIVE. I WANT THEM TO HAVE SURVIVORS GUILT AND FIRST HAND ACCOUNTS FOR THE MEDIA. Confession Bear

ANTIFREEZE CONFESSION

   I HAVE A CONFESSION    I'VE BEEN PUTTING ANTIFREEZE IN YOUR CEREAL SINCE YOU WERE A BABY Confession Bear

Talking about The Fonz

I'VE NEVER SEEN HAPPY DAYS... Confession Bear