Confession Bear

Lonely old bear

I DONT WASH MY HAIR BEFORE GOING TO THE HAIRDRESSER BECAUSE THEN THE HAIRDRESSER HAS TO DO IT, SHE'S HOT, IT FEELS AWESOME AND ITS THE ONLY TIMES I HAVE A HOT GIRL TOUCHING ME Confession Bear

ALS... Or Not

IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE I SAW I STILL PROBABLY WOULDN'T DONATE TO ALS Confession Bear

i'm a baaaaad man

I'VE BEEN ON 9GAG FOR 4 YEARS NEVER UPVOTED A SINGLE POST Confession Bear

It's just too greasy for me...

I THINK BACON IS DISGUSTING Confession Bear

Crisp Packets

I OPEN CRISP PACKETS  FROM THE BOTTOM Confession Bear

"ICE" bucket challenge

I DO THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE... ...BECAUSE OF SOLIDARITY, NOT FOR DOING AS IF I COULD HELP AT ALS Confession Bear

I don't think I would ever release it...but it is nice to know I have it.

I KEEP THE EMAIL ADDRESSES OF CUSTOMER'S THAT ARE ASSHOLES AND DOWNRIGHT RUDE  SO WHEN I LEAVE I CAN RELEASE IT ON 4CHAN... Confession Bear

He thinks I'm the most wonderful wife ever!

I GIVE MY SPOUSE A RUB DOWN MASSAGE WITH COCONUT OIL EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A GOOD WIFE, I JUST DON'T LIKE HIS BODY ODOR WHEN HE SWEATS AT NIGHT... Confession Bear

Bear Bear Black Bear

I PRETEND TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT VARIOUS ISSUES SO THAT WE CAN KEEP ON TALKING ON A REGULAR BASIS Confession Bear

6th grade

I MEANT TO DO THE HOMEWORK... DOES THAT COUNT? Confession Bear