Confession Bear

we have all said this at least once

PLEASE CAN I GO FISHING THE MARA? ILL DO ALL THE HOUSEWORK! Confession Bear

The taste reminds me of her

THE ONLY REASON I SMOKE MARLBORO REDS IS BECAUSE THE GIRL I WAS DATING SMOKED THEM AND I MISS HER TERRIBLY Confession Bear

If you need to find me

SOMETIMES I POOP AT WORK JUST TO READ REDDIT Confession Bear

I'm done trying to make plans with you. stop using your life as an excuse to be busy. If you wanted to see me, you would have by now. Sincerly no longer Interested.

  Confession Bear

sad times

IF ONLY YOU'D SAID MCDONALDS Confession Bear

Age Restriction

I THINK 9GAG SHOULD HAVE AN AGE RESTRICTION  BECAUSE OF ALL THE VIOLENCE AND NUDITY Confession Bear

My Sin City Feelings

I DON'T THINK SIN CITY WAS A GOOD MOVIE I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SIN CITY 2 Confession Bear

hdfgh detgh

MY STEPDAD WENT ON A LONG DRIVE FOR A BUSINESS TRIP. I REPLACED HIS ADVIL WITH LAXATIVE'S HE SHIT HIS PANTS BEFORE THE MEETING. Confession Bear

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MY STEPFATHER LOVES HIS TRUCK MORE THEN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. I PUT A DEAD SKUNK INSIDE HIS SPARE TIRE THAT'S UNDER HIS TRUCK, IT'S BEEN THERE THREE WEEKS.  Confession Bear

foxy dada

I WENT ON A AIR TRIP WITH MY STEPFATHER, I PUT A BIG KNIFE IN HIS CARRY ON. HE GOT A CAVITY SEARCH, AND I GOT TO STAY HOME. Confession Bear