Confession Bear

Crazy bitch

I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO CRAZY! I LOVE YOU JAMISEN  Confession Bear

I still can't admit I was that drunk

I WAS SO DRUNK AT A PARTY THAT MY BOYFRIEND AND ANOTHER FRIEND HAD TO TAKE ME HOME MY FRIEND TRIED TO HELP ME SHOWER, I SAID I COULD DO IT BY MYSELF. TRUTH IS, I COULD'NT OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR AND SLEEPT ON THE FLOOR. Confession Bear

Get your priorities straight

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY SO AND MY STASH THE FIRST THING  I WOULD KNIT IS A SHAWL  Confession Bear

yeah thats it

NO COOKIE FOR YOU               ONLY FOR ME              Confession Bear

I POOPED ON YOUR BROWNIE NEXT TIME YOU'LL LET ME SLEEP Confession Bear

OMG YOUR SO PATHETIC!!!!!

 OMG YOUR SO PATHETIC!!!!! Confession Bear

Kyleen Cane Securities Fraud Attorney Tells All

HI, MY NAME IS KYLEEN CANE, I USED TO BE A MAN, I AM THE KINGPIN OF A $1B SECURITIES FRAUD SCHEME. Confession Bear

Securities Fraud Kyleen Cane Confesses ALL

MY NAME IS KYLEEN CANE, USED TO BE A MAN, AND I AM THE KINGPIN OF A $1 B LONG RUNNING SECURITIES FRAUD SCHEME. Confession Bear

it's way more amusing than the predictable 'Hot' page humor

I BROWSE THE FRESH PAGE TO CRINGE Confession Bear

it really disappointed me lately

I THINK ABOUT QUITTING 9GAG BECAUSE OF ALL POLITICAL, SEXUAL AND