Confession Bear

sad beach bear

I'M GOING TO THE BEACH FOR A WEEK IT'S8 HOUR CAR RIDE Confession Bear

catchy title

MY DAD YELLS AT ME FOR SITTING IN MY ROOM ALL DAY I DO IT BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS YELL AT ME ANYWAYS Confession Bear

social confession

MY FRIENDS THINK I DON'T HANG OUT ANYMORE  BECAUSE IM ALWAYS WORKING BUT ITS BECAUSE I'VE HAD SELF ESTEEM ISSUES SINCE MY LAST BREAK UP OVER A YEAR AGO Confession Bear

the stupid bear

HOW SAD! HE'S UNDER Confession Bear

Smelling yourself

             WHEN I'M SWEATY             AND SMELLY I SOMETIMES BREATHE IN MY OWN STINK... BECAUSE I LIKE IT Confession Bear

You can bring a bear to a river but you can't catch a fish for him.

THE FISH WAS IN MY PAWS. THEN HE TOLD ME I SHOULD STARE INTO THE SUN FOR THE MEANING OF THE UNIVERSE. I OBEYED BECAUSE I'M WEAK-MINDED. THE FISH LAUGHED MANIACALLY AS HE SWAM AWAY FREE. Confession Bear

The Problem of Internet ppls

I'VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET TOO LONG THAT  JOKES MY FRIENDS SHARED ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE Confession Bear

Doubt is the Best Product against Facts

ARE FACTS AGAINST YOU? 'DOUBT'IS YOUR BEST WEAPON AGAINST FACTS IN MARKETING. Confession Bear

Catchy fucking title.

I UPVOTE EVERY COMMENT MADE ON ANYTHING I UPLOAD. BECAUSE I LIKE THAT PEOPLE LIKED MY CRAP ENOUGH TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Confession Bear

Apparently I have to have a funny title.

I AM TIRED OF CUTE ANIMAL PICTURES BOMBARDING ME ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME. I DOWNVOTE THE HELL OUT OF THEM EVERY CHANCE I GET. Confession Bear