Confession Bear

Grumpy Shakesbear

THE TIME AND MY INTENTS ARE SAVAGE-WILD, MORE FIERCE AND MORE INEXORABLE FAR THAN EMPTY TIGERS OR THE ROARING SEA. Confession Bear

vom moldovence

ADICA...VOM GAZDUI       MOLDOVENCE?? Confession Bear

Down and out!

I AM INSANELY JEALOUS OF MY FRIENDS. THEY ALL HAVE JOBS, SIGNIFICANT OTHERS, AND LIVE ON THEIR OWN. BUT MOST IMPORTANT THEY HAVE THEIR HEALTH. I HAD TO QUIT MY JOB, CAN'T FIND A GIRL TO ACCEPT ME, LOST SOME FRIENDS, LIVE AT HOME, AND THEY HAVE PERFECT HEALTH. I WONDER WHY ME? Confession Bear

You know you've done it too.

UPVOTE A POST AND GET OFF REDDIT. 3 HOURS LATER, COME BACK TO REDDIT AND GET ANNOYED AT SEEING SAME POST. DOWNVOTE. Confession Bear

Pudding Practice

I LIKE TO EAT PUDDING CUPS WITHOUT A SPOON  BECAUSE IT MAKES GREAT PRACTICE FOR GIVING A GIRL HEAD. Confession Bear

Practicing

WHEN I EAT AN ICE CREAM CONE, I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M GIVING MY GIRLFRIEND HEAD. Confession Bear

Can't help it...

WHEN I MEET SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THEY'RE FAT I IMMEDATELY LOSE RESPECT FOR THEM Confession Bear

OKAY

I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ARTISTS OR PHOTOGRAPHERS ANYMORE I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY SUBS I CAN GET Confession Bear

Am I a sadist?

EVEN IF I LIKE BACK A GIRL I ACT LIKE A D*CK, JUST BECAUSE I LIKE THAT INNER PAIN WHEN NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME Confession Bear

IS IT STILL RACIST?

I TREAT BLACK PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY I AM OVERLY NICE SO THEY WON'T THINK I AM RACIST. Confession Bear