Confession Bear

so ashamed

SO ASHAMED.  SO SORRY. Confession Bear

bff NOPE

WHEN 1 OF UR FRIENDS TURNS OUT TO DENY SAYING BULL SHIT ABOUT ANOTHER FRIEND AND TRIES TO MAKE U OUT TO B THE LIAR Confession Bear

Y UR STILL ALIVE

SOME PPL ARE WALKING SIMPLY BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE WASTING PRECIOUS ENERGY BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM Confession Bear

The Pledge Drive

I LISTEN TO PUBLIC RADIO 50 WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR. THE TWO WEEKS I DON'T ARE DURING THE PLEDGE DRIVES.  Confession Bear

Not proud of this but...

SOMETIMES I FART INTO MY HAND AND SMELL IT BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE HOW MY FARTS SMELL Confession Bear

This has happened a few times now...

VOLUNTEER TO ASSEMBLE IKEA FURNITURE FOR MY PARENTS AND SCRATCH IT UP TELL THEM IT CAME OUT OF THE BOX THAT WAY Confession Bear

No car

I PRETEND I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY A NEW CAR WHEN IN REALITY I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER USING OTHER MEANS FOR TRAVEL Confession Bear

Jori bear

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE WITH JORI SO THAT WE COULD BE TOGETHER THINKING THAT WEIRD JOKES ARE FUNNY Confession Bear

asians amirite

MY ASIAN HOUSEMATE ACCUSED ME OF STEALING HIS BOWLS I REFUSED TO LET HIM INTO MY ROOM TO CHECK BECAUSE I HAD HIS BOWLS STASHED EVERYWHERE Confession Bear

Funny Clm prout prout

JE N'AIME PAS  LE MACHIN GUY COTTEN  Confession Bear