Confession Bear

yes bear

 YES Confession Bear

Why do I hate Monday?

WHY DO I HATE MONDAYS? I DONT KNOW I JUST DO...! Confession Bear

i feel relevied

I USE INTERNET EXPLORER ALL THE TIME AND I FIND IT PRETTY FAST Confession Bear

Trippybear spongebrain

I DON'T REALLY CONSIDER YOU AN ADULT AS LONG AS YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO TAKE AN ADULT DOSE OF PSYCHEDELICS Confession Bear

If you're too scared to take psychedelics

IF YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO TAKE PSYCHEDELICS YOU'RE NOT REALLY AN ADULT TO ME. Confession Bear

Confession Bear

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE POST ON REDDIT IS I ONLY UPVOTE IF IT MAKES THE VOTE TALLY A ROUND NUMBER  Confession Bear

BIG DOOTS.

 MY POOPS ARE SO BIG  I AM IMMEDIATELY HUNGRY AGAIN. Confession Bear

the pleasure of the downvote

SOMETIMES THE BEST PART OF MY DAY IS SEEKING OUT AND DOWNVOTING POSTS WITH STUPID SPELLING ERRORS Confession Bear

My dog found it and I had to put it down.

I JUST EXECUTED A BIRD IN MY YARD WITH A PELLET RIFLE. I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT, BUT I DON'T WANT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. Confession Bear

oops :/

 I REALLY HATE FEMINISTS. Confession Bear