Confession Bear

I mean, they improve your english.

 GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE GOOD Confession Bear

I will never understand women that do this.

IF I DIE FIRST, I AM NOT LEAVING A NOTE OF APPROVAL FOR MY HUSBAND'S NEXT LADY... I HOPE THAT BITCH GOES DOWN IN FLAMES. Confession Bear

Talk to me, baby

WHEN TALKING TO MYSELF IN THE CAR I SOMETIMES TOUCH MY EAR AND LAUGH SO OTHER MOTORISTS THINK I'M ON THE PHONE Confession Bear

I might have a special problem with Too Faced Milk Chocolate Soleil Bronzer...

I ALWAYS KNEW MY BRONZER SMELLED LIKE CHOCOLATE, BUT I RECENTLY DISCOVERED IT ALSO TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE. Confession Bear

Confusion Bear Says

CRUELTY COUCHED AS KINDNESS IS STILL CRUELTY. YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' NO ONE  Confession Bear

Imgur or Pee?

I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON IMGUR TODAY... I HELD IN A PEE FOR 2 HOURS BECAUSE I COULDN'T STOP BROWSING PICS. Confession Bear

Medical Bills

I'M AT LEAST 6 MONTHS BEHIND ON MY OWN MEDICAL BILLS I PAY FOR MY PET'S MEDICAL BILLS UP FRONT Confession Bear

King Joffrey

I ACTUALLY LOVED THE CHARACTER JOFFREY Confession Bear

Damn co-workers

WHEN STACY IS HERE WE ARE DOWN A PERSON.  Confession Bear

Lonely bear

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE COME TO MY EVENT? OH, I FORGOT TO GO TO MAEGAN'S TRAINING. WAH-WAH. Confession Bear