Confession Bear

You know , he has been messing with everyone

I ACTUALLY DIDNT HATE JOFFREY AND FIND HIM FUNNY INSTEAD Confession Bear

Placebo in Full Effect.

WE GOT A FRIEND DRUNK AT A PARTY  BY GIVING HIM SHOTS OF OUR URINE Confession Bear

SO Sox

I LIVE IN BOSTON AND I AM TIRED OF SEEING

Bathroom Etiquette

I ONLY POOP IN THE HANDICAP STALL BECAUSE I ASSUME ITS CLEANER Confession Bear

Drove my date to dinner and a movie

TOLD HER THE MUSIC IN MY CAR WAS ON SHUFFLE BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A CAREFULLY TIMED PLAYLIST WITH SMOOTH AND SEXY R&B PEPPERED THROUGHOUT THE RIDE BACK TO HER PLACE Confession Bear

Medical bills.

I'M AT LEAST  6 MONTHS BEHEND ON MY OWN MEDICAL BILLS I PAY FOR MY PET'S MEDICAL BILLS UP FRONT Confession Bear

No Selfies Allowed Inside Polling Booths!

REMEMBER NO SELFIES ALLOWED INSIDE POLLING BOOTHS! Confession Bear

The only reason I keep Facebook

I LIKE THE UNFOLLOW OPTION ON FACEBOOK BUT SEEING YOUR HORRIBLE LIFE THROUGH FACEBOOK POSTS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF Confession Bear

Well it works and I hope it's not a repost.

SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S REALLY WINDY OUT I WALK BEHIND FAT PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS WINDBREAKERS Confession Bear

The cooking Bear

LE PREPARE UN FRITANGA PARA COMER... ...OH PUES PADRE! Confession Bear