Confession Bear

preguisinha eu kkk

TO COM PREGUIÇA AMANHA AINDA TEM AULA CHEGA LOGO SABADO PARA EU DESCANSAR E FIKAR MAS VELHINHA SO DE LEMBRAR Q TEM AULA DA UM SONINHO BOCEJANDO [AOUIA] ATE AMANHA GALERA AI Q SONO Confession Bear

Li'l Self-Awareness Ain't Gon' Hurt Nobody

I REALIZED I'M INHERENTLY PREJUDICED AGAINST BLACKS THROUGH MY RURAL UPBRINGING AND OTHER FACTORS ...BUT THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN WORK TO CHANGE NOW THAT I'M AWARE OF IT. Confession Bear

committee rep

I CAN'T CONTACT THE STUDENTS REPRESENTING ME ON UNIVERSITY COMMITTEES  Confession Bear

Fb going nuts

WHEN APPS WANT ME TO SHARE THEM ON FACEBOOK I SHARE, BUT PUT THE PRIVACY TO ONLY ME Confession Bear

I hate my life

I WORK HARD, AND HAVE AN AMBITIOUS ATTITUDE REALLY WANTS TO BE A STAY-AT-HOME-WIFE INSTEAD. Confession Bear

Never got the chance

I'M DANISH I'VE NEVER EATEN A DANISH Confession Bear

Less human

WHEN MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT ONE OF MY COUSINS WHOM I HAVE NEVER MET DIED I LAUGHED Confession Bear

Bears smell menstration

I WORK IN AN OFFICE FULL OF WOMEN WHEN THEIR PERIODS SYNC UP, I CAN SMELL IT Confession Bear

How embarrassing

IT TOOK ME LONGER THAN I CARE TO ADMIT TO REALIZE THAT

How embarrassing

IT TOOK ME LONGER THAN I CARE TO ADMIT TO REALIZE  THAT CAKE DAY ISN'T THE BRITISH WAY TO SAY BIRTHDAY Confession Bear