Confession Bear

Never watched them...

I'VE NEVER WATCHED LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, STAR TREK, PLANET OF THE APES, SPACEBALLS NOR GAME OF THRONES Confession Bear

Never watched them...

I ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER WATCHED LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, STAR TREK, PLANET OF THE APES, SPACEBALLS NOR GAME OF THRONES Confession Bear

As a twenty year-old working a 9-5, monday-friday

WHENEVER I FEEL LONELY I PUT A BUNCH OF RANDOM SHIT IN A BACKPACK AND PRETEND THAT I AM AN ENROLLED STUDENT AT THE LOCAL CAMPUS Confession Bear

En mi defensa, siempre ven television..

LES DIJE A MIS SOBRINOS QUE PODRIAN VER LA TELEVISION SI ENCONTRABAN EL CONTROL REMOTO LO TENGO ESCONDIDO EN MIS PANTALONES  Confession Bear

Bossman frittata

I USED TO PLAY WITH LEAD IN THE GARAGE ALL WINTER NOW, I'M HALF-RETARDED. Confession Bear

i feel wrong

I TELL MY BOYFRIEND IM GOING TO SLEEP SO HE WONT DISTURB ME WATCHING MY NEW ADDICTIVE FAVORITE T.V. SHOW Confession Bear

Deagle brand Deagle

IF YOU WANT TO USE A DESERT EAGLE FOR HOME DEFENSE/CONCEAL CARRY I AUTOMATICALLY THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT Confession Bear

I am not a masochist... but

EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TERRIBLE TEETH I ACTUALLY LOVE GOING TO THE DENTIST Confession Bear

Ultra D3

I FEEL ZERO FOMO ABOUT ULTRA/MIAMI BECAUSE OF DIABLO III Confession Bear

Office Bathroom

I WALKED INTO THE OFFICE BATHROOM AND SAW ONE OF THE TOILETS WAS CLOGGED I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I DID IT Confession Bear