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Confession Bear

The Lotus in the Odyssey is weed

THE LOTUS COULD BE DRUGS! Confession Bear
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I'm not really sure what to do with this information

MY EX AND I BROKE UP ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO I STILL KNOW HER FACEBOOK PASSWORD Confession Bear
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As a guy who is newly putting on weight

I TRY TO FEEL MY BOOBS WHILE MOVING ON THE STAIRS Confession Bear
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I do my best to defend it from there, FWIW

WHEN I PLAY HARDPOINT ON LAGOON I LIKE TO TAKE MY TITAN INSIDE THE BUILDING AT C BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BOSS FROM A CONTRA GAME Confession Bear
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Sally smells ripe

I WORK WITH KIDS WHO HAVE SPECIAL NEEDS WHEN I'M GASSY, I BLAME IT ON THE NON-VERBAL STUDENTS WHO USE DIAPERS Confession Bear
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Since I can't grow a decent beard...

WHEN ALONE AND IN DEEP THOUGHT I STROKE MY BALL HAIR LIKE SOMEONE WOULD STROKE THEIR BEARD Confession Bear
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Frozen sucks

I HATED THE CHARACTER OF OLAF IN FROZEN I ALSO HATED THE WAY THE PARENTS RAISED ELSA Confession Bear
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lost at gambling

SITTING AT OKO WAITING TO GET STAKED Confession Bear
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I could only wish to have the problems Oculus is having

IF FACEBOOK OFFERED ME TWO BILLION DOLLARS FOR MY BUSINESS I'D TAKE IT AND WOULDN'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS Confession Bear
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Failed pamper session...

DAMN MY MANICURIST!! SHE DOUBLE BOOKED MY APPOINTMENT Confession Bear
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