Confession Bear

onion hands

NOT SURE IF FRIENDS THINK I STINK ALL THE TIME OR IF THEY SMELL MY ONION HANDS FROM WORK. Confession Bear

onion hands

NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS THINK I SMELL LIKE B.O. OR IF THEY KNOW I WORK WITH ONIONS ALL DAY. Confession Bear

When Scandal goes off...

WHEN SCANDAL GOES OFF I BE LIKE... I GOTTA WAIT A WHOLE WEEK?!?!? Confession Bear

Is this funny enough for you?

IM SO LAZY THAT WHEN MY TRASH CAN FILLS UP I ORDER FOOD DELIVERY SO I CAN USE THE BIG BROWN PAPER BAG THEY USE AS A TRASH CAN Confession Bear

The moment when...

THAT MOMENT WHEN GOD OPENS A DOOR FOR YOU AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FAITH TO WALK THROUGH IT Confession Bear

IR BAD, Redux

MY PHONE HAS AN INFRARED REMOTE BUILT IN I TURN TV'S OFF AT BARS SO PEOPLE WILL TALK TO EACH OTHER MORE Confession Bear

Mondays Suck

ME ON MONDAYS Confession Bear

Aggresive dogs

MY AMSTAFF IS VERY FRIENDLY AND LOVES ATTENTION BUT WHEN RANDOM KIDS ASK ME IF THEY CAN PLAY WITH HER I TELL THEM THAT SHE BITES JUST TO GET RID OF THEM Confession Bear

Princess Awesome's Own Bear

I'M 30 I JUST WATCHED

IR Bad

MY PHONE HAS AN INFRARED DEVICE BUILT IN  I TURN OFF TELEVISIONS AT BARS SO PEOPLE WILL TALK TO EACH OTHER MORE  Confession Bear