Confession Bear

lonely at the bottom

LIAM NEVER GOT A GAS GAS HE WAS SO LONELY ROUND THE GELLY Confession Bear

I've noticed that most people post in the third person.. So this meme could be about you.

I POST EVERYTHING IN THIRD PERSON SO THAT I DON'T SEEM PRETENTIOUS Confession Bear

Not planning on watching them either

I HAVE NEVER WATCHED STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RING OR FROZEN Confession Bear

yolo mc swag

WESLEY TOLD ME NOT TO DO MEME WARS I DID THE MEME WAR ANY WAY Confession Bear

No compassion

I WORK FOR A FAMILY DOCTOR AS HER ASSISTANT. I'M FINDING IT HARDER AND HARDER TO FEIGN COMPASSION FOR HER SICK PATIENTS. I HONESTLY DON'T THINK I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THEIR AILMENTS. Confession Bear

My pet Titan

I STAY ON FOOT AFTER MY TITAN ARRIVES BECAUSE IT RACKS UP MORE KILLS THAN I DO... Confession Bear

True shit

I SAVE EVERY PICTURE MY WIFE SENDS ME ONLY BECAUSE I THINK WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER. Confession Bear

Imgur made me a weird person

I INSTINCTIVELY HATED A GUY YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS DAN  Confession Bear

It gets annoying

I PURPOSELY IGNORE MY FRIEND'S MESSAGES BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH A BOY 'LOVES' HER Confession Bear

Yeah... bad friend

I PRETEND TO HAVE NOT GOT MY FRIEND'S TEXTS I JUST HATE HAVING TO RESPOND TO HER COMMENTS ON HER RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS OR EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Confession Bear