Confession Bear

I'm a dick, but a courteous one.

I LET OUT A WET ACRID FART AS THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS ON MY HOTEL FLOOR.  COUPLE COMING DOWN THE HALL ASK ME TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR THEM AND I DO.   Confession Bear

not funny

SOLIDER I SURPOSE TO LAUGH DAT JOKE WAS NOT FUNNY Confession Bear

Roots for hicks

I THINK BRANDON'S ROOTS STUFF IS SHITTY THE PEOPLE WHO BUY IT ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T LEAVE THE COUNTY Confession Bear

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SOMETIMES, I COMMENT JUST SO MY COWORKERS HEAR ME TYPING SOMETHING   OTHER THAN THE RIGHT ARROW KEY    Confession Bear

Yay! Assessment time! Said nobody ever.

 ASSESSEMENT TIME. YAY!<--- SAID NOBODY EVER. Confession Bear

Love this new hair-trend!

I'VE RECEIVED A TON OF COMPLIMENTS FOR MY

As a long time lurker who wants to get 1000 points to join Savanna

WANT TO POST SOMETHING FUNNY TO GET UPVOTES EVERYTHING FUNNY I KNOW ON THE INTERNET IS FROM IMGUR Confession Bear

laaa janka

JANKA MŪS PIEVĪLA  ZIMOGA NEBIJA, BŪS TIK TREŽDIEN. Confession Bear

Right to "Bear Arms"

I'M SCARED! THERE TAKING AWAY MY SECOND AMENDMENT. Confession Bear

Unfortunately, She was not a fan

I TAUGHT MYSELF TO DO SOUND EFFECTS LIKE MICHAEL WINSLOW SO I COULD COMPOSE R&B MUSIC IN REAL-TIME DURING SEX Confession Bear