Confession Bear

In response to all the ex's I've seen being terrible to each other lately.

MY GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YEARS BROKE UP. SHE'S SEEING SOME ONE THAT MAKES FEEL LIKE HERSELF AND COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.  I HONESTLY COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR HER.  Confession Bear

Geology Fail

I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT ANTHRACITE WAS A SEDIMENTARY ROCK IT'S ACTUALLY A LOW GRADE METAMORPHIC ROCK Confession Bear

Fedora Time

I OWN AND ENJOY WEARING A FEDORA Confession Bear

Never seen it

NUNCA HE VISTO VIÑA DEL MAR. Confession Bear

Couldn't stop talking

MET A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE BUT RELENTLESSLY ANNOYING FEMALE REDDITOR HAD TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOUSE OF CARDS ON THE 2ND DATE SO SHE COULDN'T KISS ME. Confession Bear

Altruistic Self-Interest

I DO GOOD THINGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED SELFISH Confession Bear

My awful secret.

AFTER BEING DUMPED AND IGNORED BY SO MANY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND HAVING MY HEART BROKEN. WHEN I WATCH THEM ACCEPT TO GO HANGOUT WITH REALLY ATTRACTIVE GUYS JUST BECAUSE THEIR HOT, I SECRETLY HOPE THEY GET RAPED. Confession Bear

My roommate was away for 4 months

MY ROOMATE WAS AWAY FOR 4 MONTHS WHEN SHE WAS GONE I USED HER ROOM FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS BECAUSE HER BED IS BIGGER Confession Bear

As a car enthusiast

JUST LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND MY FRIEND LEND ME HIS BIKE WHILE HIS AWAY I HAVE SPENT ALL DAY WASHING AND DETAILING HIS BIKE RATHER THAN WORKING ON MY PROJECT CAR OF 3 YEARS Confession Bear

Lynda sucks

I HAVE OVER 21 HOURS OF LYNDA.COM TO WATCH I'VE WATCHED 1 HOUR SO FAR Confession Bear