Confession Bear

After I got high

WHILE VISITING MY DEAD BROTHERS WIFE  I ENDED UP MASTURBATING WHILE SEXTING HER SON'S 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER Confession Bear

If I fits, I sleeps?

I STILL USE THE BLANKET I HAD WHEN I WAS A TODDLER I AM ALMOST A 21 YEAR OLD MAN Confession Bear

Metal Nazi

EVERYTIME I SEE SOMEONE WHO LISTENS TO DEATHCORE I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME THEY ARE RETARDED Confession Bear

SIIIILDDD I TONNNDEE

I ACTUALLY ENJOY SILD BUT MY FRIENDS DON'T UNDERSTAND ME Confession Bear

cofounder laundry

CO-FOUNDER SAID HE WOULD DO LAUNDRY BUT DIDN'T SO I MIGHT HAVE USED A COUPLE OF HIS T-SHIRTS WHEN I HAD NONE LEFT Confession Bear

My life sucks

MY CRUSH ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT NEVER FINDING A NICE GUY WHO DOESN'T JUST WANT THE D SO SHE SENT NUDES TO HER JERK CRUSH Confession Bear

I feel like a freak everytime, but then I convince myself that it's okay because I'm in college.

I ALWAYS RUN OUT OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR A WEEK AFTER LAUNDRY DAY SO I DIG MY OLD PAIRS OUT OF THE HAMPER, SNIFF THEM ALL, AND WEAR THE LEAST STINKIEST ONES WITHOUT SHAME Confession Bear

Hooters sad bear

INVITED MY FRIEND TO HOOTERS  MAKES ME DRIVE HIM THE 45 MINUTES WHEN HE HAS HIS OWN CAR Confession Bear

The way

IN A RELATIONSHIP OVER 2 YEARS SAYS WANTS MARRY, HAVEN'T MET FAMILY Confession Bear

The way

BEEN IN RELATIONSHIP TWO YEARS SAYS WANTS MARRY, HAVEN'T MET FAMILY Confession Bear