Confession Bear

I don't feel bad for them

WHEN SOMEONE, WHO I FIND TO BE SELFISH AND INCONSIDERATE GETS SCREWED OVER, I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR THEM. Confession Bear

k l o

WHEN YOUR LAUGH HAS 5 SECONDS OF AIR BEFORE ANY SOUND COMES OUT I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. Confession Bear

the way my emotions are set up...

I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR OVER 2 YEARS SAYS WANTS TO MARRY, STILL HAVEN'T MET FAMILY Confession Bear

Was supposed to be orange and passionfruit flavour

I PEE'D IN A HALF EMPTY BOTTLE OF SPRING WATER BECAUSE I WAS TOO LAZY TO GO UPSTAIRS TO THE BATHROOM LAST NIGHT WATCHED MY GF TAKE A SWIG BEFORE I COULD STOP HER. DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN SHE SAID IT TASTED WEIRD  Confession Bear

Sad but true

I APPRECIATE IT WHEN COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS HAVE COLORFUL PICTURES SO I DON'T GET BORED Confession Bear

DEAD BEAR

PETA PARIAHS FOR THE EARLY TERMINATION OF ANIMALS Confession Bear

It's my competitive nature I guess

WHEN MY SISTER LEAVES THE BATHROOM AFTER TAKING A SHIT I WALK IN AND TAKE A BIG WIFF TO SEE IF IT SMELLS WORSE THAN MINE Confession Bear

Why I use Twitter

I ONLY USE TWITTER  TO TAKE SLY DIGS AT MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS Confession Bear

Sono é muito

BASTA, NÃO TENHO TESÃO PRA FALAR CONSIGO  Confession Bear

Breaking Bad

I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY'VE SEEN BREAKING BAD ALL THE TIME. Confession Bear