Confession Bear

They said my title wasn't funny enough...

I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT REAL BEARS DRINK #LABATTBLUE, NOT SODA Confession Bear

Nigger Penis

I WISH YOU'D LEAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT AT MY HOUSE SO I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SEE YOU THROUGHOUT THE WEEK Confession Bear

fuck you

I USUALLY GET SMALL CHEST PAIN OVER MY HEART I HOPE I GET A HEART ATTACK SOON. I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS GOING NOWHERE. Confession Bear

Race bear

THAT FEELING...         WHEN YOU CAN'T DRIVE RACE CAR  Confession Bear

Sometimes I open the fridge, and I forget what I came for

SOMETIMES I OPEN THE FRIDGE AND I FORGET WHAT I CAME FOR Confession Bear

Every day

WHEN I MAKE THE BED I ALWAYS PUT   THE MOST COMFORTABLE PILLOWS ON MY SIDE Confession Bear

EA Sports Games

PLAYS WITH FAVORITE TEAM JUST TO EXPERIENCE A CHAMPIONSHIP... Confession Bear

Dunk & Donuts ...

I LIKE SLAMDUNK AND 3PT CONTEST MORE THAN THE ALL-STAR MATCH'S ITSELF Confession Bear

Do it on purpose!

RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS ARE GOOD. DELIBERATE ACTS OF KINDNESS ARE BETTER. Confession Bear

NON Alcholic

TUDJATOK AZ A BAJ VELEM, HOGY NEM ISZOM RENDESEN! Confession Bear