Confession Bear

Am I a bad person?

WHEN I GET ON THE SUBWAY LATE AT NIGHT AND I'M BY MYSELF, I GET ON A CAR THAT HAS SINGLE GIRLS TRAVELLING BY THEMSELVES THEY ARE EASIER TARGETS THAN I AM IN THE EVENT A ROBBER OR RAPIST GETS ON THE TRAIN. Confession Bear

Chango confessions

I ACTUALLY PREFER SHAWN'S MIXES OVER CAMERON'S Confession Bear

Danger Zone Bear

I PREFER TO WATCH ARCHER ONLINE SO I CAN PAUSE IT AND GOOGLE THE INTELLIGENT REFERENCES Confession Bear

To the woman who left her car in our loading zone, costing our store hours of lost wages and productivity:

YOU MAY BE HANDICAPPED YOU'RE STILL AN ASSHOLE Confession Bear

Why I Browse 9gag everyday

 9GAG LOADS FASTER THAN MEMECENTER ON MY PHONE Confession Bear

Bad Luck Bear

FINALLY MAKES A MEME USES WRONG MEME PICTURE Confession Bear

pomegranate and massive diarrhea

I ATE A WHOLE POMEGRANATE AND NOW I HAVE MASSIVE DIARRHEA Confession Bear

Joke of the day?

OH JOY ANOTHER JOE GROANER Confession Bear

true dat :p

I GET DEPRESSED WHEN I SEE FACE BOOK POST ABOUT CLOSE FAMILIES BECAUSE I WAS BORN INTO A BROKEN ONE Confession Bear

no workies

EMPLOYEES BE LIKE PROBABLY NOT. Confession Bear