Confession Bear

Fuck Drug Squad

I GOT PULLED OVER WITH COCAINE IN THE BACKSEAT. TOLD THEM I FORGOT TO PUT IT IN THE EVIDENCE BAG. #THOMASVILLEDRUGSQUAD Confession Bear

I don't want to be alone anymore

I ONLY LIKE BEATLES SONGS WHEN THEY'RE NOT SUNG BY THE BEATLES Confession Bear

Breakup Blues.

EVERY DAY SINCE OUR BREAKUP, I HAVE ROUTINELY GONE TO  MY EX'S IMGUR PROFILE, AND DOWNVOTED ALL OF HER POSTS AND COMMENTS. Confession Bear

Breakup Blues.

EVERY DAY SINCE OUR BREAKUP, I HAVE ROUTINELY GONE ON MY EX'S IMGUR PAGE AND   AND DOWNVOTED EVERYTHING SHE POSTS AND COMMENTS ON. Confession Bear

IE Bear

EVEN AS A MAC USER THERE ARE SOMETIMES THAT I WISH I COULD USE THE LATEST VERSION OF INTERNET EXPLORER WHEN A SITE DOESN'T WORK IN WEBKIT Confession Bear

My Medflow Is Broken

MY MEDFLOW IS BROKEN PLEASE FIX IT Confession Bear

Repost To Facebook

I REPOST FUNNY THINGS I FIND ON REDDIT TO MY FACEBOOK SO PEOPLE THINK THAT I AM MORE ENTERTAINING AND FUNNY THAN I ACTUALLY AM Confession Bear

Titty butts

FANDOMS ON TICKLD I DON'T LIKE INCLUDE SCRUBS, FRIENDS, THE BIG BANG THEORY, AND HOW MET YOUR MOTHER Confession Bear

BOUGHT YOUR VALENTINE'S CARD AND CHOCOLATE A WEEK EARLY ATE THE CHOCOLATE LATER THAT DAY Confession Bear

VDay Confession Bear

BOUGHT YOUR VALENTINE'S CARD AND CHOCOLATE A WEEK EARLY ATE THE CHOCOLATE LATER THAT DAY Confession Bear