Confession Bear

Found out colleague is pregnant today

REALLY HAPPY FOR MY PREGNANT COLLEAGUE BUT EVEN HAPPIER I CALLED IT WHEN DRUNK AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY Confession Bear

The truth about spending cash

MY FRIENDS SAVE MONEY FOR TRAVELING AND 'MEMORIES' I THINK TRAVEL EXPENDITURES ARE A WASTE AND BUY BOOZE INSTEAD FOR GUARANTEED 'MEMORIES' Confession Bear

Kitty Kate

SOMETIMES WHEN I READ KATE'S STATUS UPDATES I IMAGINE I'M WATCHING AN EPISODE OF THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. Confession Bear

raptor jesus

WHO WOULD FALL FOR THAT? ME Confession Bear

is being healthy a sin now?

I ACTUALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND I DON'T REALLY WATCH ANY SPORTS ON TV Confession Bear

As a female...

I INTENTIONALLY LEAVE MY ID AT HOME SO I CAN WHIP OUT MY PILOT'S LICENSE Confession Bear

I'm sorry

THE ONLY REASON WHY I CAN'T STAND JUSTIN BIEBER IS BECAUSE OF THE SHITTY BELIEBERS Confession Bear

Being able to pass as an American due to my accent

DURING MY TRAVELS, WHENEVER I'M BEING NOT VERY NICE I TELL PEOPLE I'M FROM THE US IF THEY ASK ME WHERE I'M FROM Confession Bear

birthday meme 3

I SAY I DON'T MIND IF THERE IS NO PRESENT BUT I WILL CRY AL NIGHT LONG Confession Bear

Paying dues

IF YOU DON'T PAY YOUR DUES YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING FUN  Confession Bear