Confession Bear

And somehow I keep running into them everywhere...

I WON'T DATE A RECOVERED ADDICT BECAUSE OF THEIR

That's why it's such a rare occurrence…

I ONLY POST ON REDDIT WHEN I'M DRUNK... BECAUSE I'M HONESTLY SCARED OF YOU PEOPLE Confession Bear

funny bear

I HOPE WE DO A RUNNING ACTIVITY  CAUSE I LIKE TO EXERCISE... Confession Bear

I hate when the message is lost because of the delivery

GIRLFRIEND OCCASIONALLY SAYS VERY MEANINGFUL THINGS TO ME VIA CHAT THE TYPOS IN HER MESSAGES MAKE IT EASY NOT TO CARE Confession Bear

Battlefield Boner

WHEN I PLAY TDM MY BLOOD PRESSURE GETS HIGH ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BONER I HAVE TO WEAR A JOCKSTRAP SO IT DOESN'T GET IN THE WAY Confession Bear

The biggest confession ever

I'M ON MYSPACE Confession Bear

I'm sure you all agree

I THINK THAT TYLER IS A DOUCHEBAG Confession Bear

suicidal family

I OFTEN CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE, KNOWING THE INSURANCE MONEY WILL TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY FOR YEARS BUT TO CHICKEN SHIT TO DO IT SOMETIMES Confession Bear

Snow Bear

WTF!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SNOW IN FLORIDA! Confession Bear

Jonah Hill was funny when he was fat.

I THINK JONAH HILL WAS FUNNIER WHEN HE WAS FAT... ...AND WHEN HE LOST THE WEIGHT, HE LOST WHAT MADE HIM FUNNY. NOW IT'S REALLY JUST SAD. Confession Bear