Confession Bear

THANKS OBAMA

GROUNDHOG SEES HIS SHADOW: SIX MORE WEEKS OF WAITING TO LOG INTO OBAMACARE.GOV GROUNDHOG DOES NOT SEE SHADOW: SIX MORE WEEKS OF WAITING TO LOG INTO OBAMACARE.GOV Confession Bear

Reason I workout

I WORKOUT TO GET A HOT BODY SO I CAN GET A REALLY FIT BOYFRIEND Confession Bear

I'm a bit taken back by my initial response to the dolphin thing in Denmark.

I SEE ALL THESE DOLPHINS GETTING KILLED. IMMEDIATELY MAKES ME HUNGRY FOR A DOLPHIN. Confession Bear

$5 punk show

I ONLY JOINED THIS EVENT FOR THE MEMES I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO THIS SHOW Confession Bear

More like every time.

SOMETIMES WHEN THE INTERNET ISN'T WORKING,  I TRY TO GOOGLE THE PROBLEM, AND IMMEDIATELY FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF. Confession Bear

gawaswop na lage

GWAPO NA LAGI KA JUNREY LIKE PLS Confession Bear

confession ac

SOMETIME TO GET STUNS I USE MY TEAMMATES AS SHIELDS Confession Bear

quickmeme sucks dick

I REMEMBER MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD BACK FROM WHEN QUICKMEME DIDNT SUCK DICK Confession Bear

Damaging mawh klawz

ERMAHGERD THIS BERK IS DAMAGING MAWH KLAWZ Confession Bear

Quads don't fit

ORDERS NEW GYM SHORTS QUADS DON'T FIT Confession Bear