Confession Bear

About fucking time, IMHO

GETTING SENTENCED FOR DUI SOON WRITING A STATEMENT TO THE COURT THAT REVEALS MY BROTHER SEXUALLY ABUSED ME FOR YEARS, SO I'M NOT THE WORST MEMBER OF MY FAMILY. Confession Bear

Egg head

SO SORRY X X X  Confession Bear

Today's Confession

TODAY AT MY TRAINSTATION THERE WAS A GUY WHO MADE A BAD JOKE ABOUT MY BODY (IM A BIG WOMAN) I TOLD MY FRIENDS I DONT CARE WHEN THEY WENT AWAY I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND LET HIM MISS THE TRAIN Confession Bear

Retail Education

GOT A DEGREE IN ANIMAL SCIENCE. PETSMART ASSOCIATE CLEARLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT DOGS. Confession Bear

Light bulb

LIGHT BULB BURNS OUT IN BEDROOM AND SO BEGINS THE AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS Confession Bear

Lamp Breaks

LAMP BREAKS IN BEDROOM AND SO BEGINS THE AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS Confession Bear

DNOW BEAR

I FORGOT TO SIGN UP FOR DNOW I CAN HARDLY BEAR IT Confession Bear

ANIMAL FARM

I TOLD THE ANIMALS SNOWBALL KNOCKED THE WINDMILL DOWN IT WAS ACTUALLY THE CRAPPY WEATHER Confession Bear

Danny Downer

DANNY DOWNER Confession Bear

when guys hurry to the toilet

SOMETIMES I KEEP THE TOILET SEAT DOWN JUST FOR THE CHALLENGE Confession Bear