Confession Bear

Sad bear

FORGIVE ME I'M A PRICK Confession Bear

White Lie

A GIRL I SLEPT WITH TOLD ALL OF HER FRIENDS I WAS REALLY HUNG... I STARTED A RUMOR THAT IT WAS REALLY SMALL TO MAKE THEM WANT TO FIND OUT. Confession Bear

Tucson's weather

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE JEALOUS OF THE WARM WEATHER IN TUCSON THIS WINTER BUT I MISS THE COOLER WEATHER AND COLD NIGHTS Confession Bear

...I Was Hungry

I ATE ALL YOUR CHEEZ-ITS ...AND LEFT THE BOX Confession Bear

dem OU girls

JEALOUS OF OU GIRLS' BODIES TOO LAZY TO EXERCISE Confession Bear

Smoking

I QUIT SMOKING 3 MONTHS AGO CAN'T TELL MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE NEVER NOTICED IT Confession Bear

As a teenager who go to the gym everyday

MOST OF THE T-SHIRTS MY SIZE DON'T FIT ME BUT I DON'T BUY A BIGGER SIZE BECAUSE I LIKE THAT Confession Bear

funny title

I ACTUALLY LIKE  WRAPPINGPAPER Confession Bear

I don't need pannadol

I DON'T NEED HEAD ACHE TABLETS ANYMORE THEY HAVE LEGALISED MARIJUANA Confession Bear

Football Sucks

I'M AN AMERICAN I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL, BASEBALL OR BASKETBALL Confession Bear