Confession Bear

guess what?

GUESS WHAT? SCHOOL ON WEDNESDAY Confession Bear

She probably doesn't mind

WHEN I'M ASKED FOR MY PHONE NUMBER BY A POTENTIAL SPAMMY WEBSITE, I ENTER MY CHEATING EX-GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE NUMBER INSTEAD. Confession Bear

Unfunny Confession Bear

I TRIED TO MAKE A MEME I'M NOT FUNNY ENOUGH Confession Bear

finals week

I RAN INTO A GUY'S CAR WITH MY BIKE WHEN I WAS BIKING TO SCHOOL ONE DAY, WHILE HE WAS SITTING IN IT HE RAN INTO HIS OFFICE TO TELL HIS BOSS AND I BIKED AWAY WHILE HE WAS GONE. Confession Bear

9gag bear

I DON'T ACTUALLY READ THE 9GAG FACEBOOK SHARES I JUST USE THEM AS A SHORTCUT TO 9GAG.COM Confession Bear

PHP Framework

I HAD TO DUPLICATE A PARTIAL BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE LOGIC IN PLACE TO OVERRIDE THEM. Confession Bear

Being poor sucks!

I DOWNLOADED A LOT OF FREE GAMES FROM STEAM JUST SO I COULD GET A SCROLL BAR Confession Bear

ITS THE TRUTH

I REALLY WISH SOMEBODY WOULD NEKNOMINATE ME Confession Bear

For tickld

I AVOID TICKLD LIKE THE PLAGUE ON THE WEEKENDS IN THE HOPES IT WILL MAKE EVERY MONDAY MORE TOLERABLE Confession Bear

I don't know how to open email attachments on my phone

I'M NOT A BITCH I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS ON MY PHONE Confession Bear