Confession Bear

Depressed at this time of year?

  Confession Bear

Drunk bear

KEEPS A RECYCLE BIN FULL OF CANS IN THE BACK SEAT TO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO THROW MY EMPTY BEER CANS Confession Bear

Crae sudy

SUDY !!! Y U NO MEET US ?  Confession Bear

Sorry Bud

I JUST FINISHED EATING THE LAST OF YOUR CHOCOLATE ALMONDS Confession Bear

Oh...-I, I didn't know we were supposed to.

LAUGHS AT FRIEND FOR HAVING A LACK OF HAIR UNDER HIS ARMPIT.... GROUP OF FRIENDS COME TO A CONSENSUS THAT THEY ALL TRIM THEIR ARMPITS. Confession Bear

Confession BEar

WHEN I WAS 8, I STOLE A GAMEBOY GAME FROM A QUADRIPLEGIC KID WHO COULD ONLY PLAY WITH A MOUTH-HELD DEVICE, BUT STILL LOVED IT Confession Bear

I was young

AS A CHILD I USED TO BELIEVE THAT SITCOMS WERE FILMED IN THEATRES AND THAT THE LAUGHTER WAS FROM THE LIVE AUDIENCE Confession Bear

She is like not interested at all but wants so badly to go on and get a degree

A FRIEND ALMOST DROPPED OUT FROM UNIVERSITY I DON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL, I THINK SHE DESERVES IT Confession Bear

I dont miss my ex, i miss the sex.

I DONT MISS MY EX I MISS THE SEX Confession Bear

The "pretty girl" advantage

THE TRUTH IS... BEING BEAUTIFUL MAKES EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE EASIER. Confession Bear