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MY NOTE 2 FINALLY GETS A SOFTWARE UPDATE........ AND ITS JELLY BEAN... Confession Bear

She is really proud of me for respecting

MY GIRLFRIEND OF 5 YEARS WANTS TO WAIT UNTILL MARRIAGE FOR SEX I HAVE BEEN BANGING HER SISTER FOR 4 YEARS Confession Bear

Some random guy at a party started using my vodka for his drinks without premission.

I SWITCHED OUT MY BOTTLE WITH AN OLD BOTTLE THAT I FILLED WITH WATER. HE KEPT MIXING DRINKS, AND COMPLAINED/BRAGGED ABOUT NOT GETTING DRUNK. Confession Bear

I hate Doge..

I ACTUALLY HATE THE

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BABE, I CONFESS THAT I LOOK AT OTHER BITCHES BOOTIES BUT I'M COMPARING HOW SHITTY THERE'S IS TO YOUR'S  Confession Bear

ole Semb

ALLE HAR IPHONE...... OLE HAR NOKIA Confession Bear

Even if they say it's addictive..

   I DON'T LIKE OREOS Confession Bear

Tries to give Murat good offers

TRIES TO GIVE MURAT GOOD OFFERS GETS SHUT DOWN BY AD REPS Confession Bear

i hate tuesdays

PUT CLOTHES IN THE DRYER BUT FORGOT TO TURN DRYER ON NOW GIRLFRIEND HAD TO DRIVE TO WORK WITHOUT A COAT. Confession Bear

581 corrections

YOU WANT ME TO CORRECT YOUR 581'S? CAN'T HELP YOU.  I SCREW UP ENOUGH OF MY OWN WORK. Confession Bear