Confession Bear

maybe you'll see this

I'M SORRY, I DON'T HATE YOU AND YOU KNOW IT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND Confession Bear

maybe you'll see this

I DON'T HATE YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND Confession Bear

I plead insanity

I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER AND I SOMETIMES BREAK THE LAW ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN PLEAD INSANITY IF I GET CAUGHT Confession Bear

it wasn't me

I ONCE FARTED AT WORK AND A CO-WORKER CAME OVER TO TALK TO ME I CONVINCED HER THAT THE FOUL SMELL WAS COMING FROM HER Confession Bear

APOLOGY

I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME Confession Bear

Defeat of the meme war

 MAYBE Confession Bear

Bing Bing Motherfucka

UM ME NEED FOOD OR BING BING MOTHERFUCKA Confession Bear

BUY A CONTROLLER AT EB GAMES

BUY A CONTROLLER AT EB GAMES RETURN THE BROKEN ONE Confession Bear

Tip of the hat, wag of the finger

I OVER TIP JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE OF JEWS BEING CHEAP Confession Bear

New Year at the Pharmacy

I ACTUALLY LIKE THE INSURANCE PROBLEMS AFTER NEW YEAR'S IN THE PHARMACY BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE PUZZLES OR A SCAVENGER HUNT AND I FEEL SATISIFIED AFTER SOLVING THEM Confession Bear