Confession Bear

Got beat up in ninth grade

WHEN TALKING ABOUT BULLYING I MENTION BEING BEATEN UP IN NINTH GRADE. I DESERVED IT FOR MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW FAT THE KID'S MOM WAS. Confession Bear

hot hatch love

I DON'T LIKE FRONT WHEEL DRIVE BUT I BLOODY LOVE SLAMMED HOT HATCHES Confession Bear

Nicki's sloth

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY FRIEND, SLOTH? HE HAS NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU, NICKI! Confession Bear

I talked to my brother for the first time in 4 years after a brutal fight we had.

HE THINKS I FORGIVE HIM AND EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL I'M ONLY TALKING TO HIM AGAIN BECAUSE I MISS HIS DOG Confession Bear

Horrible life decision

HAD AN AMAZING LIFE TRAVELLING THE WORLD AND HAVING FUN. MET A GIRL WHO CHANGED ALL THAT, MADE ME GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR HER, BECOME MISERABLE.  2 WEEKS AGO I MARRIED HER Confession Bear

slow and steady

MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A BAD SENSE OF SMELL I FART QUIETLY AROUND HER WHENEVER I HAVE TO Confession Bear

The teenage confession

I CRITICIZE GIRLS FOR TAKING SELFIES YET I LOVE TAKING THEM MYSELF Confession Bear

I am afraid to tell this to anyone in California.

I THINK WENDY'S AND CARL'S JUNIOR MAKE BETTER BURGERS THAN IN-N-OUT Confession Bear

Listened to Miley Cyrus for the first time

LISTENED TO MILEY CYRUS FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKED IT Confession Bear

A Real Confession, for Reddit (1st post)

BECAUSE OF REDDIT I'M CONSTANTLY AFRAID OF SOMEONE LIVING IN MY HOUSE  AND CARRY AROUND A BASEBALL BAT AND FLASHLIGHT AT NIGHT. I STILL GO ON REDDIT EVERYDAY Confession Bear