Confession Bear

bad parents

O MY GOSH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SEENED MY PARENTS DOING THIS NAKED STUFF Confession Bear

bear necessities

THEY SAID THERE'D BE  TOILET PAPER OUT HERE Confession Bear

As a cashier in a small touristy shop

I ACTUALLY PREFER WHEN MY CUSTOMERS ARE ON THE PHONE THIS WAY I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A SMALL TALK WITH THEM Confession Bear

Bearly Passing

meh animals

MEH  Confession Bear

Clinic Shit

I STARTED WORKING AT A FREE-CLINIC TO BETTER LIVES I HATE MOST PATIENTS I SEE SINCE THEY DON'T LISTEN TO PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL OPINIONS Confession Bear

Especially with the smelly ones.

       SOMETIMES WHEN I FART                 I LET MY GIRLFRIEND THINK THAT IT WAS HER AND HAVE HER MAKE IT UP TO ME Confession Bear

Prank calls

I DON' THINK THESE PRANK CALLS AND TEXTS ARE FUNNY I THINK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND IF YOU'D BE PRANKED, YOU'D BE HYSTERICAL. Confession Bear

University of Yahoo

I'VE LEARNED AND RETAINED MORE FROM YAHOO ANSWERS THAN FROM ALL FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE Confession Bear

mtb troll

INCE LASTIK ALMAYIN ÇOK PATLIYOR Confession Bear