Confession Bear

Stealth farts

I HAVE DIGESTION PROBLEMS AND SICKENINGLY LETHAL FARTS I LET RIP ON THE BUS EVERYDAY BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS IT'S THIS ONE OLD MAN WHO SITS ACROSS FROM ME Confession Bear

I'd rather clutter the cloud.

I USE INSTAGRAM AS FREE ONLINE STORAGE FOR PHOTOS I LIKE BUT DON'T WANT TO KEEP ON MY PHONE Confession Bear

vagina dentata

I HATE PULLING MOVEMENTS, INCLUDING BICEP CURLS Confession Bear

vagina dentanta

IF I TRAINED MY LEGS HALF AS HARD AS I TRAIN MY TRICEPS/CHEST I'D BE ABLE TO SQUAT 225 BY NOW.  Confession Bear

Because boobs

I CLICKED BECAUSE BOOBS Confession Bear

The irony

I ALWAYS DOWNVOTE UNPOPULAR PELICAN MEMES BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO USE MEMES ANYMORE... Confession Bear

Coffee Addict

TODAY I DECIDED TO GIVE UP COFFEE ...AND THEN EVERYBODY DIED Confession Bear

I'm not even a 14 years old boy.

I REALLY LIKE COD Confession Bear

My Night Light

R/AWW BECAUSE I'M AFRAID AFTER R/WTF  Confession Bear

I watch DIY people do it wrong

I WORK AT CONSTRUCTION ALL DAY LONG, I WATCH DIY PEOPLE DO IT WRONG, AND THEN GET UPSET AT TV, AND THEN REALIZE MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE THE CHANNEL BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT BE WHAT I BE DOING BE YO Confession Bear