Confession Bear

WENDY ROGERS SAYS SHE CAN GROW THE ECONOMY. GREW HER SMALL BUSINESS INTO A SMALL BUSINESS. Confession Bear

Don't know how to bring this one up

I COMPLAINED ABOUT A CO-WORKER WHICH LEAD TO HER GETTING FIRED WE KEPT IN TOUCH AND NOW I'M DATING HER Confession Bear

Don't know how to bring this one up

I COMPLAINED ABOUT A CO-WORKER AND GOT HER FIRED WE KEPT IN TOUCH AND NOW I'M DATING HER Confession Bear

Pizza Monster

ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA SO I'D HAVE LEFTOVERS FOR LUNCH TOMORROW... AAAAAND, IT'S GONE.  AT LEAST IT WAS THIN CRUST. Confession Bear

You should have heard the screams

I FOUND MY NEIGHBORS CAT HALF EATEN IN MY YARD AND THREW IT DOWN HER CHIMNEY BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY Confession Bear

I can't be the only one

I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT SO MY SISTER CAN'T PIN HER WRONG DOINGS ON ME Confession Bear

business symposium

I ACTUALLY ENJOY GOING TO BUSINESS SYMPOSIUM Confession Bear

Steve is a fat bear

SOMETIMES MY NIPPLES GOT CAUGHT IN THE FRIDGE DOOR AFTER I CLOSE IT TOO FAST BECAUSE I TOOK MY MOMS FUDGE CAKES Confession Bear

Steve is a fat bear

SOMETIMES WHEN IM FEELING UNCOOL I TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF BLOWING SMOKE OUT OF MY MOUTH Confession Bear

LUA smird

LUA SMIRD, TĀPĒC ES UZKODĒJU SAVU VALODU Confession Bear