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essays AND BEARS

SOMETIMES I SEND MY PROFESSORS CORRUPTED FILES SO I CAN GET A DEADLINE EXTENSION Confession Bear

Only at disneyland

WHEN IM AT DISNEYLAND I LIKE TO FART FREELY THEN WATCH PARENTS BLAME THEIR KIDS FOR FARTING Confession Bear

Being a reporter sucks

READER ACCUSES ME OF BEING BIASED IN FAVOR OF EVENTUAL WINNER IN ELECTION. I VOTED FOR THE GUY WHO LOST. Confession Bear

Sorry for that.

I HAVE THIS MOVIE, BUT I NEVER WATCHED IT. Confession Bear

The competition gifs kill me

I'M GLAD REDDIT IS INTO RABBITS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE CATS. Confession Bear

reposts thumbs

SOMETIMES I THUMB UP REPOSTS BECAUSE I THINK SOMETIMES THEY ARE STILL FUNNY Confession Bear

PO1 CB is a dirtbag.

TOLD MY CHIEF MY NKO ACCOUNT WAS LOCKED TO NOT DO GMTS ACCOUNT HASN'T MALFUNCTIONED SINCE I ENLISTED. Confession Bear

I just don't get it.

I'VE NEVER CARED  FOR KRISTEN WIIG'S HUMOUR Confession Bear

I'm a terrible grad student

I ALWAYS TELL UNDERGRAD STUDENTS THAT THEY SHOULD NEVER USE WIKIPEDIA BUT I USE IT EVERY DAY Confession Bear

I hug

WHEN IM ALONE I HUG MY OWN PILLOW Confession Bear