Confession Bear

Apparently I'm not that bright, in my defense I was 12 years old.

I THOUGHT THE OBJECT OF THE GAME HEARTS WAS TO HAVE THE MOST POINTS I PLAYED THAT WAY FOR OVER A YEAR Confession Bear

Every. Single. Time

WHEN I NEED TO SPELL

Except in fight club...

ALL THINGS ARE EQUAL IN LIFE BUT FAT PEOPLE USE MORE SOAP Confession Bear

Do bears wipe?

WHEN I SHIT IN THE WOODS, I DON'T WIPE EITHER. Confession Bear

Toronto Bear

YES I HAVE STOLEN GARBAGE PROBABLY IN ONE OF MY DRUNKEN STUPORS Confession Bear

Fin de session

MON MINI-MÉMOIRE EST MON NOUVEAU CHUM!                  - DOMINIQUE LONGPRÉ Confession Bear

Arcade Fire - BitCandy

I THINK ARCADE FIRE'S NEW ALBUM SUCKS  Confession Bear

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EIIII PAIDIA EXW FAEI MIA TIROPITA MONO SIMERA Confession Bear

it worked

I DARE MY WIFE TO SEND NUDE PICS TO OUR EX-GIRLFRIEND KNOWING IT WILL RESULT IN A 3FEST BOOTY CALL. Confession Bear

I`ve just figured out my strongest wish

I JUST WISH I NEVER MET PEOPLE WHO I CAN`T BE FRIENDS WITH Confession Bear